Stolichnaya
STOLICHNAYA Chart
Music and lyrics by Pickles & D-Mo (aka the Brother Brothers) additional lyrics by vagarious musicians (Trad.)
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Stolichnaya Lyrics & chords
Music and lyrics by Pickles & D-Mo (aka the Brother Brothers) additional lyrics by vagarious musicians [author cited, where known:]
Chorus:
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Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-ah
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But the best that you can drink when you’re alone
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If you’re ever in a rut, put Stolichnaya in your gut
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And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long
[$ick:] I have a friend called Pickles, who makes me cry so much it tickles
When he sings his sad story in a song
He said now, you must write a verse – make it better, or make it worse
but drink Stolichnaya all day long / Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya….
[Pickles & D-Mo:]
Now, my friends, I used to drink the Stolichnaya, then I met a gal and spent all of my dough
And when the Summer came, She left me for a dame
Now I drink Stolichnaya all day long / Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya….
[Pickles & D-Mo:] Once, I had a cat – was hit with baseball bat / While playing American baseball on the lawn
I took him to my friend nurse Kate / But she could not resusictate
And now I drink Stolichnaya all day long / Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya….
[Pickles & D-Mo:] Sometimes when I party, I like to drink Bacardi, or sometimes I might sip on some patron
But when I get the blues, and there’s nothing left to use, I’ll drink the Stolichnaya all day long
[Bruce Salmon:] Once I met a girl named Alice – she broke my heart with malice / When she chased the rabbit in the rabbit hole
She went in and out again and then she wanted to be friends / But all that in and out and in had took its toll / Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya….
[Aaroneous Goldsmith:] Now friends I started thinking about quitting my drinking / But then I started wearing women’s clothes
So if a bearded man in tights can’t get you through the night / You can drink Stolichnaya all day long / Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya….
[En Espanol, de Honorio Robledo:] Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, Que bebida tan Cañalla
Y es major que te le tomes de un jalon
Y si tienes una cruda, Stolichnaya te la cura
Stolichnaya is el trago de el campeon
[by $ick:] Sometimes when I drink, I vomit in a sink / or pee wherever it is wrong
now when I go drinking with my friends / they make me wear depends / when I drink…
Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya….
[By Burning Man DPW:] I work for the man that’s burning, no money am I earning / PBR is the only booze I can afford
When I come home again, and am drinking with my friends, we drink dusty bottles of Stolichnaya all day long / Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya…
[the Hobo Gobbelins:] Now is a brand that some fools can stand, while others try reaching for the Sky
Some may have their fun with Grey Goose or Kettle 1, but me I drink the Stolichnaya all day long / Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya…
[Atom Smith:]
When I need to let the hair down
Gimlets or a Greyhound
When bottoms up you really can’t go wrong
Highballs and Lowballs
Please hold all my phone calls
While I drink Stolichnaya all day long
After champagne in the morning
Your day can be less boring
If you mix a few martinis with this song
If you need a bit of something
In your daily quest for nothing
You can drink Stolichnaya all day long
Well I’m from Boston we drinks often
Morning, noon or night I’m often frothing at the mouth
For just a sip, a soak, a gulp
A pull of something smooth or something rough
At this point anything’s enough
A kettle one gallon Grey Goose
Yes absolutely that’s my cup
The Brother Brothers:
By THAT Damned Band with Bobby Joe Ebola & the Children MacNuggits:
By $ick with Wine & Alchemy:
By the Hobo Gobbelins (Reunion show)
Skyler Fell & the Accordion Babes (incl. Jason Webley):
By THAT Damned Sour Mash Band:
Atom Smith:
Author: the Brother Brothers